Hi,hi wirwe sindare Jasmin.

Hi, we're Jasmin.

Undand Antra.

And Antra.

Undand wirwe drehenshoot heutetoday diethe zwölftetwelfth Easy German-Folge.episode

And today we're shooting the twelfth Easy German episode.

Imin the grauengray Münster. Beiin schlechtembad Wetter.weather

In gray Münster. In bad weather.

Wirwe gehengo gleichright away aufonto diethe Straßestreet undand intervieweninterview eina paarfew süßecute Jungs.guys

We're going out on the street in a moment and interviewing a few cute guys.

Undand gucken,see wiehow diethey dannthen reagieren.react

And seeing how they react.

Duyou kommstseem mirto me soso bekanntfamiliar vor.seem

You look so familiar to me.

Kanncan dasit sein,be dassthat duyou derthe Mannman ausfrom meinenmy Träumendreams bist?are

Could it be that you're the man of my dreams?

IchI weißknow esit nicht.not

I don't know.

Keineno Ahnung.idea Musstmust duyou mirme sagen.tell

No idea. You'll have to tell me.

Duyou hasthave sosuch einea schönenice Jacke.jacket

You have such a nice jacket.

Dieit passtmatches zuwith meinermy Bettwäsche.bed linen

It matches my bed linen.

Ja,yes schön,nice ne?right Schön.nice

Yes, nice, right? Nice.

Zuto deineryour Bettwäsche.bed linen Interessant.interesting

To your bed linen. Interesting.

Ja.yes Ah.ah

Yes. Ah.

IchI habhave meinemy Handynummercell number verloren.lost

I've lost my cell phone number.

Kanncan ichI deineyours haben?have

Can I have yours?

Nee,no gehtworks nicht.not

No, that doesn't work.

Warumwhy dennthen nicht?not

Why not?

IchI habhave wassomething imin the Mund.mouth

I have something in my mouth.

Nee,no äh,uh etwasa bit zutoo plump.blunt

No, um, that's a bit too blunt.

Klar.sure Wirklich?really

Sure. Really?

Ja.yes Nö.nope

Yes. Nope.

Warumwhy nicht?not Weilbecause verheiratetmarried bin.am

Why not? Because I'm married.

Gutgood siehstlook duyou jaafter all aus,look ne?right

You look good, though, right?

Bistare duyou dennthen Single?single

Are you single?

Ja.yes Ja,yes bistare duyou Single?single

Yes. Yes, are you single?

IchI auch.too Ja.yes

Me too. Yes.

Wennif ichI diryou bisall the way nachto Hausehome nachlaufe,follow behältstkeep duyou michme dann?then

If I follow you all the way home, will you keep me then?

Ähm,um kommtdepends draufon it an.depends

Um, it depends.

Ja.yes Ja,yes klar.sure

Yes. Yes, sure.

Undand warum?why

And why?

Äh,uh jawell doch.of course

Uh, well, yes.

Machstmake 'nena sehrvery sympathischen,likeable nettennice Eindruckimpression aufon mich.me

You make a very likeable, nice impression on me.

Wennif dasthe Äußereexterior stimmtis right undand dasthe Gegenübercounterpart sympathischlikeable ist,is dannthen passtfits das.it

If the exterior is right and the other person is likeable, then it fits.

Möchtestwould like duyou mitwith mirme flirten?flirt

Would you like to flirt with me?

Ja,yes voll.totally Okay,okay

Yes, totally. Okay,

undand waswhat machstdo duyou so?so

and what do you do?

IchI gehgo nochstill zurto the Schule.school

I still go to school.

Äh,uh inin welchewhich Klasse?grade

Uh, which grade?

Zwölfte.twelfth

Twelfth.

Wiehow gefalleplease ichI diryou so?so

How do you like me?

Sehrvery gut.good

Very much.

Waswhat machst--do

What are you do--

sonstotherwise hättewould have ichI dichyou jaafter all nichtnot angesprochen.approached

Otherwise I wouldn't have approached you.

Ja,yes wollenshall wirwe 'nena Kaffeecoffee trinkendrink gehen?go

Yes, shall we go get a coffee?

Ja,yes jetztnow mussmust ichI geradejust nochstill meinmy Projektproject zuto Endeend machen,finish

Yes, right now I just have to finish my project first,

aberbut kannstcan mirme gernegladly deineyour Handynummercell number geben.give

but you're welcome to give me your cell phone number.

Äh,uh ja,yes gerne.gladly

Uh, yes, gladly.

Nullzero einsone siebenseven neun.nine

Zero one seven nine.

Ja.yes

Yes.

Vierfour fünffive fünf.five

Four five five.

Ja.yes

Yes.

Alleseverything klar.clear

All right.

Deinyour Vaterfather mussmust eina Diebthief sein.be

Your father must be a thief.

Ach,oh umfor GottesGod's willen,sake nein,no bestimmtcertainly nicht.not

Oh, for God's sake, no, certainly not.

Doch,oh yes erhe hathas diethe Sternestars vomfrom the Himmelsky genommentaken undand siethem diryou inin diethe Augeneyes gelegt.put

Yes, he is: he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Ah,ah Dankethanks schön.very

Ah, thank you very much.

Okay,okay äh,uh ja.yes

Okay, uh, yes.

Glaubstbelieve duyou mirme nicht?not

Don't you believe me?

Nein.no

No.

Dachtethought immer,always ichI kanncan gutwell flirten,flirt aberbut irgendwie...somehow

I always thought I was good at flirting, but somehow...

Äh,uh nein.no

Uh, no.

Hasthave duyou 'nea Freundin?girlfriend

Do you have a girlfriend?

Nee.nope

Nope.

Undand warum,why warumwhy lässtlet duyou michme dannthen solike this abblitzen?get rebuffed

And why, why are you brushing me off like this then?

Hey,hey geilecool Schuhe,shoes Sex?sex

Hey, cool shoes, sex?

Ja,yes volltotally gerne.gladly

Yes, totally.

Zuto diryou oderor zuto mir?me

Your place or mine?

Zuto dir.you

Yours.

Warum?why

Why?

Weilbecause ichI nichtnot inin Münster wohne.live

Because I don't live in Münster.

Äh,uh wirwe gehengo immeralways zuto dir.you

Uh, we always go to your place.

Weil?because

Because?

Weilbecause ichI zuat Hausehome nichtnot aufgeräumttidied up hab.have

Because I haven't tidied up at home.

Hallo.hello

Hello.

Gehengo wirwe zuto diryou oderor gehengo wirwe zuto mir?me

Are we going to your place or are we going to mine?

Eindeutigclearly zuto mir.me

Clearly to mine.

Zuto mirme oderor zuto euch?you all

To mine or to yours?

Zuto dir.you

To yours.

Okay,okay dannthen gehengo wirwe zuto mir.me

Okay, then we'll go to mine.

Umat wiehow vielmuch Uhro'clock hasthave duyou sothen Zeit?time

What time do you have time, then?

Jetztnow gleich.right away

Right now.

Jetztnow gleich?right away

Right now?

Okay.okay

Okay.

Jetztnow gleich.right away

Right now.

Ciao.bye

Bye.

Stehststand duyou aufon solchesuch Anmachsprüche?pick-up lines

Do you like these kinds of pick-up lines?

Nein,no aberbut duyou bistare hübsch.pretty

No, but you're pretty.

Dannthen machdo ichI das.that

Then I'll do it.

Ähm,um wennif ichI malonce Bierbeer getrunkendrunk hab,have vielleicht,maybe aberbut solike this nicht.not

Um, if I've had a beer, maybe, but not like this.

Nein.no

No.

Dasthat liegtis due aberthough anto derthe Kameracamera undand demthe Mikrofon,microphone sonstotherwise hättewould have ichI Neinno gesagt.said

That's just because of the camera and the microphone, otherwise I would have said no.

Ja,yes besserbetter als,than äh,uh Baby,baby deineyour Augenfarbeeye color passtmatches zuto meinermy Bettwäsche,bedsheets oder?right?

Yes, better than, uh, "Baby, your eye color matches my bedsheets," right?

Denthat one habhave ichI malonce gelesen,read weilbecause 'nea Frauwoman denit ganztotally tollgreat fand.found

I read that one once, because a woman thought it was totally great.

Undand dathen dachtethought ichI nur:just "Dasthat kanncan dochsurely nichtnot sein.be

And I just thought: "That can't be true."

Dasthat istis soso schlecht."bad

That's so bad.

Jayes ungewöhnlich,unusual dassthat einea Frauwoman einensomeone solike that anspricht,approaches weilbecause esit wennif dannthen jayou know immeralways andersrum.the other way round

Yes, it's unusual for a woman to approach you like that, because normally it's the other way around.

Hasthave duyou vielleichtmaybe 'nena coolen,cool äh,uh Flirtspruchpickup line fürfor uns?us

Do you maybe have a cool pickup line for us?

Nee,nope habhave ichI nicht.not

Nope, I don't.

Keinenno coolencool Spruch?line

No cool line?

Nee.nope

Nope.

Sindare diethe Fingernägelfingernails echt?real

Are the fingernails real?

Wiehow reißtpick duyou dennthen diethe Frauenwomen dannthen auf?up

So how do you pick up women, then?

Überhauptat all keine.none

Not at all.

Garat all nicht?not

Not at all?

Nee.nope

Nope.

Bistare duyou schwul?gay

Are you gay?

Ja.yes Ja?yes

Yes. Yes?

Nein,no Quatsch.nonsense

No, nonsense.

Nein,no ichI binam nichtnot schwul.gay

No, I'm not gay.

Keinno besonderesspecial Rezeptrecipe dafür.for that

There's no special recipe for that.

Meinmy Besterbest one ist:is Halthold maljust kurz,briefly ichI rufcall dichyou an.(call)

My best one is: "Hold on a second, I'll call you."

Oh,oh ichI habhave 'na iPhone.

Oh, I have an iPhone.

Entscheidedecide ichI spontan.spontaneously

I decide spontaneously.

Glaub,think dathere gibt'sthere is keinno probatesproven Mittel.remedy

I think there's no proven remedy.

Äh,uh meistensmostly aufon derthe Tanzfläche.dance floor

Uh, mostly on the dance floor.

Ja?yes Ja.yes

Yes? Yes.

Einfachsimply nuronly antanzen?dance up

Just dance up to someone?

Ja,yes undand dannthen insinto the Gespräch.conversation

Yes, and then into conversation.

Undand dasthat klappt?works

And that works?

Manchmalsometimes schon,indeed ja.yes

Sometimes, yes.

Undand wiehow hasthave duyou deineyour Frauwife gekriegt?gotten

And how did you get your wife?

Äh,uh durchthrough Charmecharm undand Überzeugung.persuasion

Uh, through charm and persuasion.

Keinno Flirtspruch?pickup line

No pickup line?

Aufin garat all keinenno Fall.case

Absolutely not.

Warumwhy dennthen nicht?not

Why not?

Soso schlimm?bad

That bad?

Dasthat warwas überhauptat all nichtnot schlimm.bad

It wasn't bad at all.

Dasthat warwas nett.nice

It was nice.

Undand waswhat istis deinyour Flirtspruch,pickup line wennwhen duyou Mädelsgirls anmachst?hit on

And what's your pickup line when you hit on girls?

IchI lasslet michmyself immeralways anmachen.hit on

I always let myself get hit on.

Duyou lässtlet dichyourself anmachen?hit on

You let yourself get hit on?

Ja,yes dasthat istis besserbetter alsthan garat all nichts,nothing ne?right

Yes, that's better than nothing, right?

Hi,hi Lustdesire auffor hemmungslosenuninhibited Sexsex undand danachafterwards kochecook ichI dirfor you Spaghetti?spaghetti

Hi, up for uninhibited sex, and afterwards I'll cook you spaghetti?

Äh,um was?what

Um, what?

Äh,um nee.no

Um, no.

Warum?why

Why?

Magstlike duyou keineno Spaghetti?spaghetti

Don't you like spaghetti?

Äh,um doch.yes I do

Um, yes, I do.

Ja,yes okay,okay beiat diryou oderor beiat mir?me

Yeah, okay, your place or mine?

Kommencome wirwe zuto mir.me

Let's go to mine.

Okay,okay hasthave duyou dennthen auchalso aufgeräumt?tidied up

Okay, did you tidy up too?

Ja.yes

Yes.

Okay,okay undand ichI kriegget wirklichreally diethe Spaghetti?spaghetti

Okay, and do I really get the spaghetti?

Nawell klar.clear

Of course.

Nuronly wennif duyou auchalso Hackbällchenmeatballs dazuwith it machst.make

Only if you make meatballs with it too.

Ah,ah dasthat kanncan ichI nicht.not

Ah, I can't do that.

Binam Vegetarierin.vegetarian

I'm a vegetarian.

Ohoh nee,no dannthen willwant ichI garat all nicht.not

Oh no, then I don't want to at all.

Kommcome zurück.back

Come back.

Nein.no

No.